The East Coast is Chaos – Come to Float Space Where the Salt Water Is Calm, Clean & Kid-Free!
It’s nearly summer. The schools are shut again for half-term, the roads to the coast are jammed, and if you dare set foot on a beach right now, you’ll likely be greeted by a wall of windbreakers, inflatable unicorns, and the unmistakable sound of someone else’s child having a meltdown over an ice cream disaster.
Sure, the beach sounds like a dream… until you realise half of the country had the same idea.
A Calmer Alternative
Enter Float Space—where the salt water is sparkling clean, the atmosphere is blissfully quiet, and the only screaming you’ll hear is the echo of your own sigh of relief.
Picture this:
- Warm, silky water heated to skin temperature. No seaweed. No splashing.
- A serene, private float pod instead of a crowded shoreline.
- A beautifully painted beach wall—so you still get the holiday vibe without the chaos.
- And yes, absolutely zero screaming kids.
It’s like your own personal beach retreat… minus the sunburn, parking battles, or risk of being hit by a rogue frisbee.
You Deserve a Summer Break (Without the Sand)
Still craving that holiday feel? Don’t worry—we’ve got you. Instead of sandy sandwiches and overpriced slushies, you can follow up your float with something a little more… civilised. Think calming herbal tea, a cosy robe, and the peace of knowing you won’t find sand in questionable places later.
Why Float in Summer?
We know summer can still come with its own stress—busy schedules, travel chaos, sensory overload, and the pressure to “make the most of the weather.”
Floating gives you permission to pause:
- 🌊 Reset your nervous system
- 🧠Clear your mind and improve focus
- 💆‍♀️ Relieve physical tension and recharge
- 🤫 Enjoy actual silence for an hour
It’s everything a beach day promises… without the hassle.
Your Coastal Escape—No Travel Required
Why fight your way to the coast when you can step into a float pod in Thorne and get that same sense of total escape?
âś… Warm water
âś… Calm atmosphere
âś… Beach mural views
âś… No queue for the loos
Whether you’re hiding from the crowds or just craving some peace, Float Space is your oasis. Come float, refresh, and enjoy your own private slice of summer—no SPF required.
Book your float today and give yourself the break you actually need.
Because let’s be honest: nobody ever reached true zen at Scarborough in July.